Hayden's prayer at lunch: "Dear God, sank you for today, and OH GOD, I just can't stop SINKING about you and LOVING you. And Fodder God, sank you for giving us pants, and shorts, and short-sleeve shirts, and panties, and all dat kinda stuff. In Jesus' name, Ayyyymen!"
Emerson: Mommy, I don't really want to be a mommy.
Me: Why?
Emerson: Because I've seen what you do, and you do a great job, but I've seen your face, and it must be hard work.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
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